grannyverse™
A CULTURAL UNIVERSE OF SERIOUS ABSURDITY
Somewhere beyond the edges of reason, in a house too beautiful to believe, lives a woman who broke every rule ever written.
They call her Granny G.
Granny is more than a character- she is a permission slip for your future self.
The fearless archetype who laughs louder, dares more, and says yes before doubt can answer no.
The Grannyverse Method is how we bring her spirit into your brand and your team- transforming products into emotions, and emotions into culture.
the Grannyverse™ Method.
From Cautious to Cultural Icon in 6 Months
The Grannyverse™ Method is not a course. It’s a method we work on with you 1 on 1. A 6-month cultural toolkit blending Emotional Intelligence, Archetypes, and AI to transform you, and your brand, from safe and stuck → to bold, creative, and unforgettable.
Campaigns that sell emotions, drive higher ROI.
Faster, bolder execution with AI.
Lower turnover + burnout, higher confidence
From product pusher → selling emotion → cultural icon.
THE WELLNESS CONNECTION
The Grannyverse isn’t only about campaigns and culture.
It’s about you too — the human behind the brand. The wise, rebellious, loving, unstoppable you, who already knows the way.
When you awaken your Inner Granny™, you gain:
✨ Fearless Confidence
No more second-guessing. You step into rooms, conversations, and opportunities with authority — not apology.
✨ Creative Freedom
You stop recycling ideas and start playing with them. You discover joy in creating again; without limits, without doubt.
✨ Resilience & Balance
Burnout is replaced by boldness. You learn to laugh louder, to pause, to choose presence over pressure.
✨ Authentic Voice
Your messaging, your leadership, your decisions feel true to you. No performance, no pretending; just presence.
✨ Personal Legacy
You’re no longer chasing trends. You’re shaping them. Not just as a professional, but as a person who dares to live unapologetically.
What Makes This Different?
We work with you 1 on 1 on this applied, personal and business, transformation.
Month 1 — The Confidence Reset
Stop selling safety. Start selling boldness.
Outcome: Your Confidence Map.
Month 2 — Creative Archetypes
Stop selling features. Start selling feelings.
Outcome: Your Archetype Blueprint.
Month 3 — AI as Ally
Stop selling generic output. Start scaling human emotion with AI.
Outcome: Your AI Prompt Library.
Month 4 — The Culture Lab
Stop selling ideas. Start selling emotional experiences.
Outcome: Your Cultural Prototype.
Month 5 — Myth-Making & Stickiness
Stop selling moments. Start selling movements.
Outcome: Your Cultural Ritual Plan.
Month 6 — The Leadership Anchor
Stop selling now. Start selling forever.
Outcome: Your Brand DNA Blueprint + Leadership Map.
The Investment
€850/month × 6 months or 4500 upfront (save €600)
Limited to the first 20 founding members.
For corporate teams ready to meet their Inner Granny™ and unlock bold new campaigns, this is for you → Corporate
“Darling, anyone can launch a product. But only the bold create culture. If you’re ready to stop blending in and start leading, the Bellboy has your invitation.”
— Granny G.
“I’ll be brief, as always. Culture is a delicate matter, and most teams neglect it entirely. This, dear reader, is a correction. Here you will gain structure, t ools, and timeless authority. Do not mistake the eccentricity for frivolity. Beneath the wit lies a framework that works.”
The Butler
“I built this system because I kept seeing the same thing: brilliant people playing small.
Selling products i nstead of emotions. Hiding behind sameness instead of leading with culture. The Grannyverse Method™ is not a course. It’s a transformation. It’s the exact system I use with high-end clients — now distilled into a journey ou can take for yourself.”
Rose
Grannyverse is not “just” a product. It is a cultural universe — a world people will want to own a piece of.
The Bellboy
WORK WITH US
WHAT WE DO:
We work with fashion houses, food brands, conscious creators, and bold founders.
PRICES & SERVICES
Most brands know where they want to go —
but they get stuck between vision and execution.
We help you close that gap.
With visuals that make people feel something.
With storytelling that turns passive scrolls into conversations.
With strategy that puts your brand exactly where it belongs —
on the map, in their hearts, and ahead of the curve.
Book your call now.
The Grannyverse™ is part of House of ROSE