grannyverse

A CULTURAL UNIVERSE OF SERIOUS ABSURDITY

Somewhere beyond the edges of reason, in a house too beautiful to believe, lives a woman who broke every rule ever written.

They call her Granny G.

She wears a long, sharp-shouldered Chanel coat — blue or pink — and glides through polished marble hallways on a skateboard. Her laughter cracks the stillness. Her courage is unstoppable.

Granny G is more than a character. She is a permission slip for your future self — the inner archetype we all carry but rarely name. In wellness, we talk endlessly about the inner child. Grannyverse dares to ask:

What about your inner Granny?
The wise, rebellious, loving, unstoppable you, who already knows the way.

Grannyverse is a cultural universe. It is an emotional rebellion against beige, fear, and the predictable.

A world where kindness is fierce, courage is the new luxury, and absurdity becomes a healing superpower.

“We believe positivity is not soft — it is powerful. It deserves to be seen, shared, and celebrated. Through emotional editorial images, bold storytelling, and surprising acts of generosity, Grannyverse helps brands and humans stand out and reconnect with what truly matters.”

THE MISSION

Grannyverse exists to remind us what matters:
unstoppable kindness
bold patterns instead of blandness
courage as the new luxury
generosity as a force of cultural power

Through The Granny Fund, green envelopes lined with gold and scrawled with loving messages will travel the world — surprising strangers with hope, supporting dreams, small gifts, and life-changing moments. Your kids, my kids, and all of us can become part of this living story by helping to deliver them.

10% of your purchase goes directly to the Granny Fund.

Or donate:

3% Cover the Fee

THE WELLNESS CONNECTION

In wellness, we explore our inner child.
But the world needs something more:

Our inner Granny
→ the fearless future self
→ the woman who laughs louder
→ the one who dreams without permission
→ the voice who says “yes” before your doubt can answer “no”

Grannyverse brings her to life — so every person, every brand, and every community can connect with their own unstoppable courage.

Grannyverse is here. It is unstoppable.

Be among the first to adopt your own Granny.
Support her mission.
Hang her on your fridge, your feed, or your dreams — as a reminder that life is meant to be brave, absurd, and boldly kind.

The Butler

Courage is the new luxury. Claim yours.

“We make positivity visible — courageously, creatively, and beautifully.”

Rose

Grannyverse is not “just” a product. It is a cultural universe — a world people will want to own a piece of.

The Bellboy

If you're ready to turn your brand into a world people want to live in — let’s talk.

WHAT WE DO:

LICENSE GRANNYVERSE FOR YOUR BRAND

Whether you want a short-term campaign or a full-scale movement, there’s a Grannyverse license to match your ambition. Let’s rewrite the rules together — and make positivity visible.

WORK WITH US

We work with fashion houses, food brands, conscious creators, and bold founders.

PRICES & SERVICES

Most brands know where they want to go —
but they get stuck between vision and execution.

We help you close that gap.

With visuals that make people feel something.
With storytelling that turns passive scrolls into conversations.
With strategy that puts your brand exactly where it belongs —
on the map, in their hearts, and ahead of the curve.

We have creative partnerships from €850 a month. Book your call now.

Overview of pricing and services you’ll find here